I had one leg out the door of my car. My left arm was on the door jamb and my right hand had a hold of the steering wheel as I set myself to get out of my car.
 Suddenly........ ,
Whammo!
 My car lurched back about 3 feet. My head whipped first from side to side then front to back ,smacking my forehead on the door. 
My shoulders twisted as my body bounced about on the front seat . Eventually I fell backwards,halfway in and halfway out of my car. 
Somebody had just smashed into me.
I pulled myself back into my vehicle,sat up straight and took a moment to make sure that in fact I was mostly just fine.
There was no sound of broken glass.
There was no blood.
Other than a pretty good jarring I seemed fine.
I took another moment to assess what had just happened. 
The driver of the car parked in front of me had just backed into me without looking.
I had a good mind to get out and deliver a verbal tongue lashing to this reckless driver. 
That is until I saw her.
An attractive woman about my age, I decided that since there was no damage to either vehicle and since we both appeared to be unharmed there was no need for an explosive confrontation. 
No harm no foul I thought. Instead, I picked myself up out of my car and approached hers.
"Honey" I said. 
"You have to look before you back out of the drive way!" 
Ya gotta just laugh at life sometimes!